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Is it a free download? Is it licensed by a product that normally wouldn't be licensed? Are there very strange design ideas, like tricking out the Yaris with crazy weapons to defeat giant MP3 players for coins? The game, unimaginatively titled Yaris, is simply driving through the same U-shaped track over and over again, collecting coins and defeating enemies to collect more coins that will upgrade your Yaris so you can collect more coins.

There's no other objective other than replicating Sonic 2 Special Stages in a Toyota vehicle but with lasers and sawblades. Honestly, we feel bad even discussing this title, because it feels like we're trapped in an ad for Yaris. There's a reason this vanished from the Xbox Live Marketplace after just one year; even for a free game, it's too expensive.

It's that simple. The Wii's motion controls make handling these karts almost impossible, as they drive like they haven't been tuned in years. The visuals are so awful that they might swear you off candy for the rest of your life, and it's so lacking in contact that asking full retail price for it sounds like an insult.

Worst of all, this kart racer doesn't even have items to use in the races. Even the most unabashed Mario Kart rip-offs have bothered to include items! We want difficult missions that test our abilities, an arsenal of real-life weapons at our disposal, and enemies who are highly-trained mercenaries that can put up a fight. Given the settings, we expected a lot of browns and grays in the background, but even by shooter standards the world is bland and ugly. Worst of all, each mission takes us from point to point, shooting enemies, and that's it; no bombs to diffuse, no other objectives to fulfill, nothing.

Just shoot and move on. There are plenty of other shooters we can play without feeling like were wasting our time, so these WMDs are best left unfound. Current page: Page 2. Our aim as the global GamesRadar Staff team is to take you closer to the games, movies, TV shows, and comics that you love.

We want to upgrade your downtime, and help you make the most of your time, money, and skills. Password recovery. Recover your password. Thursday, January 13, Technology Gaming. The video reel effect is giving me a headache. Can't wait for fifa 22 legacy edition get rate 0. I literally thought you have thousands of subscribers lmao. Good job. How does an idea like this get turned into a game? Crappy kart racing, obviously! Granted, comparing just about any portable kart racing game next to Super Mario Kart DS is tough, but HoRo we're trying it out came a solid three years later, meaning there's no excuse for these terrible graphics and hollow racing mechanics.

The character models we recommend the talking red chili pepper for maximum ethnic sensitivity don't even lean into the turns. Some games are so bad they're good. Some games, though, are Homie Rollerz. Pretend for a moment that a video game about brawling with Osama bin Laden was a good idea it wasn't , and that the world needed another military FPS in the early s it didn't , you'd think Black Ops Entertainment would have at least waited a tad longer to cash in one of the worst periods in American history.

True, we don't believe Black Ops intended for Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror to be an offensive chapter in video gaming history, but it nevertheless managed to squander its patriotic street cred on a game that looks like it had been pulled from a bunker, roughed up, and forced to stutter its way through an exploitative Call of Duty clone. Maybe we're being heavy handed. But then, Fugitive Hunter didn't exactly trade in subtleties itself.

Starring 10 of America's most wanted fugitives, the game wore its flag-waving bravado on its sleeve. Even the gameplay felt like an afterthought, sporting endlessly drab environments, repetitive gunfights, and absolutely zero deviation from the "run here, shoot this" formula.

Oh, there was one - the final capture sequences that involved button-mashing your way through a fist-fight with the fugitives. We absolutely wish this wasn't real, but here's the gist of Custer's Revenge: You are a naked, engorged General Custer that must walk from one end of a playing field loose term to another while dodging also loose arrows that fall from the sky so you can go ahead and rape the native woman tied up on the other side.

Yes, it's a cocktail no pun intended for disgusting idiocy. Just let that sink in. Actually, don't; please actively try to forget that you've even heard of this game. Universally reviled for being a mechanically shallow game with very little to do, it also has the whole rapey, racist thing going for it. Meaning, nothing's really going for it at all. It's horrible, offensive, and one of the worst things to ever happen to gaming. We could open this entry with a witty barb about how video games are Superman's kryptonite, but that would be spending far more creativity and effort than Titus Software afforded this N64 mouth-fart.

Not to mention bad voice acting, audio bugs, and meaningless decision-making are just the icing on top of this unfinished cake. Many critics agree that the combat has been distilled down to mashing a single button, as most enemies lack any type of situational awareness. Many bosses, on the other hand, are almost impossible to take down, requiring an endless supply of healing items or cheap techniques to remain alive. The imbalance with enemy design forces unnecessary grinding if the player wishes to have even a remote chance of progressing through the game.

Sadly, the game is just simply not fun to even warrant spending the additional time leveling up your character and gear. If you need to cleanse your palate after reading about some of these games, check out some of the best video games instead on our Top Games of All Time List.

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